high-functioningginger:

The angel Gabriel said unto his fallen brother, Lucifer “Though thou art my brother and I love you well, thou art nothing but a sack of loins”

And the fallen angel Lucifer was much enraged. 

Chuck 5:19

amoying:

the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams

monomi045:

The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just

and then

thegayloki:

you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends 

and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit

and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon